Dustin Dye and Nick Kieth review the latest movies. Like canaries in a coal mine whose death warns you to flee for your life, we determine whether you're potentially wasting your life on films we review. 5 stars = Tweety canary, 4 stars = Live canary, 3 stars = Woozy canary, 2 stars = Canary on life support, 1 star = Dead canary