Guardians of the Galaxy

Dustin: 3.5 of 5 stars Nick: 4 of 5 stars Average: 3.75 of 5 stars (Live canary)

Dustin: Guardians of the Galaxy is the latest Marvel comics movie about a team of heroes out to save the galaxy (after The Avengers and X-Men). An earthling abducted by aliens as a boy and becomes an interstellar thief calling himself “Star-Lord” teams up with a bioengineered Racoon, a talking tree, a sexy green humanoid and a macho alien whose species takes everything literally to save the universe from a villain who has a MacGuffin that can wipe out all life form.

So what did you think of Guardians of the Galaxy, Nick?

Nick: The movie was enjoyable enough to the point that it didn’t bother me that almost every scene was determined by a MacGuffin. Sigh… very Transformers-esque. Almost every scene is about the Orb! There are even three different villains we see and how they also want the Orb. That’s a lot of villains who ultimately are useless towards anything that happens within the film. It felt as if the filmmakers were trying too hard to tie this film to other films in the Marvel Universe.

Dustin: I agree the plot itself wasn’t too strong. Too much focus on the MacGuffin, and I kinda zoned out during much of it, as well as the action scenes. I had trouble keeping the bad guys and their motivations straight in my head because I couldn’t really get invested in the story.

For me, the movie was strongest in the quieter moments. The five heroes were very enjoyable. I loved the dynamic between them, the entire “assembling of the team” sequence and their character arcs. The comic banter in the quieter scenes following the action set-pieces were my favorite parts. I would have liked this movie better if it was more of a comedy with some action than an action movie with some comedy.

Nick: It was basically a comedy with action! The sequence of four of the characters meeting for the first time was superb. They kept escaping each others’ traps and the camera did a good job of framing from each character’s point-of-view during that battle sequence. James Gunn was a good choice as director. Gunn loves infusing comedy into… um… let’s say serious situations with his films, such as Slither (which I love) and Super and then this awesome web series PG-Porn.

Dustin: I liked the set-pieces that weren’t related to the main plot. My favorite part of the movie was the prisonbreak sequence. Those were more clever and exciting than fighting Emperor Palpatine for the Orb. I took advantage of the latter moments to go to the bathroom.

The movie did have some great fantasy elements. There was the head of the giant “celestial being” that was being mined for elements I found fascinating. That was some fantastic world building. I liked the characters and the world of the movie so much I would gladly go back for the inevitable sequel.

Nick: The movie was so expletive fun! Though I found it strange that the cities best defense was for them to use thousands of soldiers in planes that combine and create a shield. They lost a shit ton of soldiers that day.

Dustin: The movie also had emotional variety along with variety in scenery. A movie that can make you laugh and cry without feeling manipulative or mushy is a minor triumph in itself.

Nick: When did you cry?

Dustin: I didn’t literally cry, but there were emotional scenes like Star-Lord’s mother dying and Groot’s line toward the end that slightly melted my icy heart.

My favorite of the characters was Drax (played by pro-wrestler Dave Bautista), the alien who takes everything literally, which leads to a lot of comedic moments. While being totally straight, Bautista delivers laughs with impeccable comedic timing.

Nick: It’s also nice to see Vin Diesel back to doing voicework. First he made me cry as the voice of the Iron Giant and, like you said, he came that close doing the voice for Groot. Amusing how they both don’t say too much.

Dustin: Anything else to add?

Nick: Oh, and it was fun!